Why I'm Ashamed to be French...Again

I can not believe another World War is happening. What happened to the "war to end all wars?" We got invaded through Belgium...AGAIN. Through the exact same spot. MERDE! You think we would learn by now. And just when i was getting used to speaking French again..BAM i gotta relearn German because we are weak dirty scum. In addition to being easily seized the people of France also don't bathe and our women rarely groom themselves. I used to vacation in Normandy during the summer months but now when i try to bury my kids in the sand i just find ammunition shells and severed body parts. However i can not complain too much because the war is stimulating the economy but at the same time decimating our lands. There will be nothing left of France by the end of this!